Ugly Sweaters
A trunkful (or suitcase or storage box) of particularly ugly sweaters, part of collection of that which should not be worn: bright, clashing colors, peculiar shades, decorated with elves, trees, moose, reindeer, big red hearts, badly rendered ice skaters, large silvery stars, etc.
There could be matching socks in the bottom.
Found in an attic or basement in November in a northern climate. (Last folk passing through in summer did not need or want them them).
You can provide a clue by having a shredded sweater on the stairs leading to the rest. "Is that a smurf?"
Uncle Ted
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