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Originally Posted by Mohoender
At least you need four bad guys. By the way you could have been brighter and the guy much less lucky. You can strip a 2CV of its body and remake it in less than 1:30 hour. To strip it of its body you need a simple key of 8 (for the 3 screws holding the sides), a crank of 19 ( for the 4 nuts holding the front part), for the hood you go by hand) and another key of 11 to get the doors. Then, you could have make it appear as normal until he would have opened the door.
I hope my words are the good ones. 
Too bad you didn't know that at the time.  |
But.....
see, we were the Deck (seaman) trainees.
The engineers were our mortal enemies. (the 2CV owner was a [spit!] engineer).
Dismanting it was an engineer task, obviously.
As deck types, our options were limited to inverting it, repainting it [we did that once), or throwing it into the river Clyde - which would have been unseamanlike...