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Originally Posted by swaghauler
0.1 kg for a treat with the shelf life of an MRE...sounds good to me. Where are you... You spongy little delicious B******ds???!!!
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Back in the days when dinosaurs roamed the earth and RPGs were new, I ran DnD. The wider story of my world included visits by extra terrestrial traders.
In the larger hoards of the world (waiting to be discovered) were
- Twinkies mk III (shelf-life measured in centuries, and just as tasty as today)
- Fresh Frozen SaraLee Banana Cake
- Sta-fresh sealed packages of Lox (smoked salmon)
Occasionally, for a state function (like a wedding between dynasties or a peace treaty ending a war), a package would be broached or presented.
Personally, I could manage a forced march better with the promise of a Twinkie on the other end. The new version (post 2011) is just not as good. And yes, I totally identified with that aspect of Tallahassee in
Zombieland.
Uncle Ted