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01-07-2013, 06:20 AM
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Leg, it's just something that happens along with marriage. Or binge drinking. Either one works, though the pathophysiology is a bit different. Booze melts your brains while marriage just automatically severs the connection between auditory organs and the brain upon hearing certain code words. ;-)
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01-07-2013, 07:24 PM
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I'm not married though - just "existing in sin" with the neighbour.
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01-07-2013, 07:39 PM
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01-07-2013, 08:24 PM
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01-08-2013, 04:31 AM
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Well, the rule "no ding-ding without the wedding ring" was always stupid in my opinion, anyway. I mean, if you were going to buy a car, you wouldn't probably do it without getting to know the technical details and taking it for a spin, would you?
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01-08-2013, 07:04 PM
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If it moves, shoot it, if not push it, if it still doesn't move, use explosives. Nothing happens in isolation - it's called "the butterfly effect" Mors ante pudorem
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01-08-2013, 08:28 PM
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War is the absence of reason. But then, life often demands unreasonable responses. - Lucian Soulban, Warhammer 40000 series, Necromunda Book 6, Fleshworks Entirely too much T2K stuff here: www.pmulcahy.com
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01-08-2013, 09:11 PM
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She does, but she's in the UK and already married.
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01-09-2013, 01:45 PM
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