T2K Caption Contest [Archive]

General Pain

10-22-2009, 05:56 AM

Well guys you inspired me to make yet another thread here at Kato's Excellent T2K forum.

Here's the first one:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_iKcZ3qcCmyo/R7A9yGMa3aI/AAAAAAAAFGk/3bdZZ6IuIYo/s400/Armed%2BForce%2BBudget%2Bm1.jpg

scholar rat

10-22-2009, 06:50 AM

Due to Military Budget cut backs the Government brings you its new top of the line Urban Assault Vehicle.

Shottglazz

10-22-2009, 10:17 AM

In response to overwhelming pressure from environmental groups, the military showcases its' new "green" Assault Vehicle...

Targan

10-22-2009, 11:09 AM

"... and don't worry, if that kid tries to take back his tricycle I'll take him out Sarge."

Mohoender

10-22-2009, 12:02 PM

I might be wrong but I think that picture comes from Belgium. That country has always been neutral and overrun in wars. Why do you want them to invest in more advanced equipments.:D It's also very useful to go shopping after military training.:p

Cdnwolf

10-22-2009, 02:55 PM

Pedal harder Sarge ... the girl on the pink tricycle is catching up!!!

jester

10-22-2009, 10:02 PM

And now for the demonstration of the new assault vehicle colonel, of course after the recent budget cuts we had to make some modifications.

headquarters

10-23-2009, 02:12 AM

headquarters

10-23-2009, 02:14 AM

I think this pic reminds me of the movie :
"two men went to war"

a fairly recent ,UK made adaptation of real events in 1940 .I found it quite enjoyable.

General Pain

10-23-2009, 04:27 AM

"... and don't worry, if that kid tries to take back his tricycle I'll take him out Sarge."

I must say this comment gave me quite a laugh

Cdnwolf

10-23-2009, 07:57 AM

New One...

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/9941/whome.jpg

headquarters

10-23-2009, 08:39 AM

New One...

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/9941/whome.jpg

HAVE TO DO TIME ?
-Ass-ist rape deterrent tablets.
Picking up the soap has never been safer.

scholar rat

10-23-2009, 10:23 AM

HAVE TO DO TIME ?
-Ass-ist rape deterrent tablets.
Picking up the soap has never been safer.

The Government presents its new Bio Tech Flamethrower (fireproof underwear Provided).

jester

10-23-2009, 12:49 PM

New One...

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/9941/whome.jpg

"When they say that chili burns comming and going, they weren't joking!"

Targan

10-23-2009, 12:53 PM

"Would you quit laughing and GET THE F***ING FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!!"

General Pain

10-24-2009, 06:46 AM

New One...

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/9941/whome.jpg

.....this guys so Gay his asshole isn't a hole but a smile......or.......I shouldn't have had seconds......or....look sarge what happens if I stick a finger up my nose...

General Pain

10-24-2009, 06:47 AM

http://www.botinok.co.il/spaw/images/Merkava%20caido%20en%20picada%20(web).jpeg

Cdnwolf

10-24-2009, 08:00 AM

http://www.botinok.co.il/spaw/images/Merkava%20caido%20en%20picada%20(web).jpeg

"But dear.. I was only applying my lipstick in the rearview mirror"

Mrs General Pains first and only driving lesson!!

scholar rat

10-24-2009, 10:08 AM

Rule 1: Never let your teenage daughter borrow the keys to the tank to go to the mall.
Rule 2: Never let a blind man drive

scholar rat

10-24-2009, 10:16 AM

Hey sarge, wasn't there a bridge here yesterday?

jester

10-24-2009, 02:30 PM

http://www.botinok.co.il/spaw/images/Merkava%20caido%20en%20picada%20(web).jpeg

The sport Tank Gymnastics never really caught on.

Cdnwolf

10-24-2009, 09:05 PM

http://www.botinok.co.il/spaw/images/Merkava%20caido%20en%20picada%20(web).jpeg

But Sarge - the arrow is pointing the other way to indicate THIS SIDE UP!!

Mohoender

10-25-2009, 01:40 AM

Sorry, there was such a nice skirt on display.:o

Mohoender

10-25-2009, 01:43 AM

Rule 1: Never let your teenage daughter borrow the keys to the tank to go to the mall.
Rule 2: Never let a blind man drive

May I add something. If no other choices, favor the blind man over your teenage daughter.:D

scholar rat

10-25-2009, 06:51 AM

The Army introducing its newest MOS: Armor Husbandry Unit.

Cdnwolf

10-25-2009, 07:40 AM

Sorry, there was such a nice skirt on display.:o

But Lt... there was a cute little bunny in the middle of the road and I didn't want to run over it... so I slammed on my brakes.

Legbreaker

10-25-2009, 09:00 AM

http://www.botinok.co.il/spaw/images/Merkava%20caido%20en%20picada%20(web).jpeg

....and that concludes the Israeli airborne tank trials...

Legbreaker

10-25-2009, 09:11 AM

You know budget cuts have gone too far when drivers periscopes are eliminated as a "cost saving exercise"!

Mohoender

10-25-2009, 09:56 AM

But Lt... there was a cute little bunny in the middle of the road and I didn't want to run over it... so I slammed on my brakes.

The Lt: You must be kidding me, I'll make you pay for that tank!!
The driver: Well. It was, in fact, in that bushes and I couldn't take my eyes out of her legs.:o:D

Cdnwolf

10-25-2009, 04:25 PM

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/9207/10218162314008892641938.jpg

The Construction Battalion was never the same when Francois took over as designer of the new camoflage pattern!!

Mohoender

10-26-2009, 12:01 AM

The new camoflage was such a success that it was soon adopted by the Soviets and by the US Navy.

Webstral

10-26-2009, 01:58 AM

The new camoflage was such a success that it was soon adopted by the Soviets and by the US Navy.

Don't laugh! The limp wrists really help the loader cradle the fresh round.