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General Pain
12-06-2008, 03:43 PM
http://www.stopabductions.com/

no offense to my fellow american posters....:D

Tegyrius
12-06-2008, 04:03 PM
Hee. I've been using this as a forum avatar for years:

http://www.alienresistance.net/STW/emblem.gif (http://www.alienresistance.net/)

You just can't trust those illegal aliens from above the border.

- C.

kato13
12-06-2008, 04:18 PM
Adults and children all over America, all over Australia, in Canada, the United Kingdom, India, and in the Republic of South Africa are wearing thought screen helmets to stop alien abductions. Many former abudctees have been wearing thought screen helmets successfully since 1999.


Hey if it helps balance our trade deficit, more power to them.

weswood
12-07-2008, 08:29 AM
It may look goofy ( and be goofy) but none of the abductees have never been reabducted since wearing the helmets:) So they must work.

headquarters
12-07-2008, 08:42 AM
It may look goofy ( and be goofy) but none of the abductees have never been reabducted since wearing the helmets:) So they must work.
I wonder if being abducted isnt preferable to being known for wearing one of these..

weswood
12-07-2008, 06:36 PM
I wonder if being abducted isnt preferable to being known for wearing one of these..

I don't know....I have a deathly fear of the anal probe thing.

pmulcahy11b
12-07-2008, 07:14 PM
I've haven't been abducted once since I started taking psychiatric medication...

pmulcahy11b
12-07-2008, 07:16 PM
I don't know....I have a deathly fear of the anal probe thing.

Then you better never get a colonoscopy!

Actually, the worst part of a colonoscopy is the induced explosive diarrhea the night before.

It does make you wonder if all ETs are proctologists -- or maybe just perverts.

General Pain
12-08-2008, 02:34 AM
I don't know....I have a deathly fear of the anal probe thing.

I hear they say it hurts only the dusin first times....hehe:D

General Pain
12-08-2008, 02:57 AM
http://www.bismarcktribune.com/blog/uploads/m/moviecomedian/150.jpg

http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Food/Extraordinary-Street-Vendor-Foods-All-Served-on-a-Stick.376043