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Antenna
03-30-2013, 09:58 PM
Read the title, take a breath and then ask what the hell I am up to now.

Antenna

pmulcahy11b
03-31-2013, 09:05 AM
Read the title, take a breath and then ask what the hell I am up to now.

Antenna

That's a little chilling...it could mean anything from burglary to ID theft to assault and battery...

simonmark6
03-31-2013, 09:33 AM
Could be that you are a victim of the creeping infulence of Americanised spelling. Otherwise it would be victimised. English Scrabble is much harder on Zs that American, although it's easier for us to get rid of our Us.

dragoon500ly
03-31-2013, 10:20 AM
You've fallen victim to the latest in American reality TV shows, "Kim and Whatshername Take Miami"?

There is a twelve-step program as well as a battery of powerful medication that can save you!

:D

kota1342000
03-31-2013, 12:38 PM
For today, I victimized myself by not drinking enough water. Now...what bearing does this have on T2K, its variants or related games?

Antenna
03-31-2013, 04:25 PM
Well my youngest daughter has been in trouble with the law.... again.

It has been for me to the brigadier at the regiment.

Something like this...

B - Brigadier, 1-star general
A - Antenna, somethiong that is upper hand

B - Lets see your youngest has started collage and is little bit of a danger for herself, lets hear what I allready know you gonna say...
A - As usual...
B - So you say I gonna have your youngest at my exercise field ? One more of your kids right ?
A - As usual...
B - lets see now ? The last one prayed in the chapel as I know...
A - Well, brigadier I try really hard all of them to be good christians..

Etc etc etc

Antenna

kota1342000
03-31-2013, 05:08 PM
Sorry about that Antenna. Im filing this under "service and support" :D

Antenna
03-31-2013, 05:30 PM
@Kota

Service and support ?

She is allready marked for I22.

Antenna

pmulcahy11b
03-31-2013, 08:06 PM
Could be that you are a victim of the creeping infulence of Americanised spelling. Otherwise it would be victimised. English Scrabble is much harder on Zs that American, although it's easier for us to get rid of our Us.

Reminds of a scene from Frazier. Frazier is about to be beaten up by a bunch of Brits (he deserved it, he insulted them), and he responds as he's running out, "But I spell color with a u!

Personally, I was victimized a lot growing up, but I've only been victimised once...by a Royal Marine commando who gave me Limburger!

Antenna
03-31-2013, 09:17 PM
Reminds of a scene from Frazier. Frazier is about to be beaten up by a bunch of Brits (he deserved it, he insulted them), and he responds as he's running out, "But I spell color with a u!

Personally, I was victimized a lot growing up, but I've only been victimised once...by a Royal Marine commando who gave me Limburger!

Limburger ?

I say only russian vodka in Kosovo...

Antenna

Targan
03-31-2013, 10:36 PM
This whole thread has confused the hell out of me.

Antenna
03-31-2013, 10:45 PM
Well, nothing wrongwith Limburger...

To booze down a russian leutanant wth stolen russian vodka just for stealing his BTR-70 is something that is the sport.

/Antenna

bobcat
04-01-2013, 04:16 AM
if need be you can send the Scally-Wag to Mansfield, PA in the US for a college Education. is cheap and with former marine force recon, ex-SAS, and US Army Cavalry...
...never mind we'd either get the kid arrested for something interesting or teach her how to conduct a proper E&E :D

(speaking of which i gotta go get squared away for my meeting with the local magistrate to pay a small fine.)

Cpl. Kalkwarf
04-01-2013, 05:30 AM
This whole thread has confused the hell out of me.

Same here.

mikeo80
04-01-2013, 06:38 AM
Same here.

Likewise

My $0.02

Mike

Antenna
04-01-2013, 08:12 AM
Likewise

My $0.02

Mike

Mike, you aint got 2 cents to pay your poor sod :D

//Antenna

Antenna
04-01-2013, 12:39 PM
Holst, 1st movemet, The Planets.

UPPTAKT !

//////////////////Antenna+.-

Antenna
04-01-2013, 12:46 PM
Garbage, Push IT

UTSLAG !

0000000000/

Antenna
04-01-2013, 12:48 PM
<>

NEDSLAG !

HA HA HA
Försvarsmakten

General Evert

Antenna
04-01-2013, 03:26 PM
Praying at the regiments chapel...

One of my kids had this evening pray.

Dear God give me a whore so I don't need to masturbate any longer.

He is nowdays true christian in my family book.

/Antenna

Cdnwolf
04-01-2013, 04:34 PM
Ummm anybody else wandering... What the heck are you guys talking about!!!!

Antenna
04-01-2013, 04:50 PM
Some more Kosovo...

Carlsson when he got back from R&R...

Me asking "Fore legged whore Carlsson ? Something is wrongwith you again !"

/Antenna

mikeo80
04-01-2013, 05:10 PM
Mike, you aint got 2 cents to pay your poor sod :D

//Antenna

That is not true! I have at least 3 cents! So I can pay!

My $0.02

Mike

Antenna
04-01-2013, 05:47 PM
More Kosovo...

Carlsson and Me had a stash with stolen soviet gear and vodka, when battalion found out that there was a stash we did all we could to disapear from the crimescene, Carlsson wasn't so clever so he was cought...

The same happened to me...

We sat two brothers and waited to be shipped home ona Tp-84, but for some reason we was released after 4 days.

/Antenna

Antenna
04-01-2013, 06:45 PM
More Kosovo...

Photorecon in Pristina suburbs not the funniest thing at all...

/Antennna

Antenna
04-01-2013, 06:48 PM
That is not true! I have at least 3 cents! So I can pay!

My $0.02

Mike

Dammit Mike I want a Dime t least :mad:

/Antenna

mikeo80
04-01-2013, 08:00 PM
Dammit Mike I want a Dime t least :mad:

/Antenna

Sorry, Antenna, but all I can pay is

My $0.02

Mike

Antenna
04-01-2013, 08:26 PM
2 cents...

Lets see I got my One Pence coin rigth here i my pocket...

2 cents... Keep it.

Antenna

stormlion1
04-02-2013, 12:32 AM
Wow, this is more confusing than income tax law.

enrious
04-02-2013, 10:29 AM
Wow, this is more confusing than income tax law.

From what I gather, I think they're storming the Bastille, Man U just went up 2-0, dental floss leads to mind control, and please pick up some milk on your way home.

James Langham
04-02-2013, 03:29 PM
I think it's all being said in an attempt to prepare evidence for an insanity hearing.

Or in the immortal words of captain Edmund Blackadder "wibble"

enrious
04-02-2013, 05:44 PM
I hope it's more than just a few random and nonsensical postings on the Internet, as they had to shoot some people for doing so, just a few days ago.

kato13
04-02-2013, 06:32 PM
I am operating that is it one of the following three possibilities in descending order of probability.

1) Someone got Antenna's password or he left himself logged in somewhere.

2) Aphasia or some other form of cognitive disruption.

3) Coded message. Either to fellow gamers or something more sinister.


If it continues to be weird I will reset the password and force an update via email.

Snake Eyes
04-02-2013, 07:16 PM
Scandinavian humor seems very dry and cryptic.

Raellus
04-02-2013, 07:33 PM
I'm all for a good joke, but I have some concerns about the decreasing signal to noise ratio on the forum. Over the past few months, there have been more OT threads than T2K-related threads. I, for one, would like to see this reversed.

StainlessSteelCynic
04-03-2013, 05:33 AM
Read the title, take a breath and then ask what the hell I am up to now.

Antenna

Well I kinda think this part is important to remember before we start assuming Antenna's account has been hacked.

headquarters
04-03-2013, 02:04 PM
What the H... are you up to now?

( kippis..?)

bobcat
04-03-2013, 07:42 PM
roger, message received. birds are in a pattern and the dog is off the couch.

Cpl. Kalkwarf
04-05-2013, 06:27 AM
You know, I was just on another thread of another board that I regularly visit and some thing similar to this has happened. I wonder if its not one of those meme things or just that some weirdos have gotten loose?:confused:

pmulcahy11b
04-07-2013, 05:57 PM
That is not true! I have at least 3 cents! So I can pay!

My $0.02

Mike

I can pay, but I have no cash. Do you take debit cards?

Boy if I really did that, I'd be living dangerously!