general chauvinism ;)

[Targan]

(split from post-apocalyptic picture thread)

last pic makes me wish I was in Norway or wherever Norwegian troops got sent during t2K.

Amen Brother...

[Mohoender]

Amen Brother...

With some of you people, Ireally whish I'll be with the ennemy forces. While you'll be occupied at running after your fellow girl's soldier, the ennemy would have plenty of time to kick your butts.:D Being killed with your pants down what a shame. :p

[Brother in Arms]

i wouldn't have it any other way moe :)

[headquarters]

i wouldn't have it any other way moe :)
as long as it wasnt a premature execution I agree as far as the way to go.

[headquarters]

for every sweet looking trooper (female guys,female..) , there is at least one looking not so sweet in the Norwegian forces. (Although the increased professionalization of our hitherto conscripted army has brought interesting new comrades in arms to the field...

[Mohoender]

I hope there are no former KGB reading this. Now, they have a hint on how you can defeat US. In fact, they might know already and from now on I will suspect all those Russian girls being advertised on the net to be as many attacks carried out at the West :D

[Brother in Arms]

good point Mo could the one in the picture with the KLMK camo could actually be a female KGB operative!

And if the Norwegian Trooper on the right isn't hot enough the Isreali one on the left with the little braids just about brings a tear to my eye :naughty:

Brother in Arms

[headquarters]

it would appear that the genious plan is already in effect -see this top secret footage that diligent operatives have secured :

http://www.blackfive.net/photos/uncategorized/2008/03/10/ukrainian_army.jpg

(well the thread is derailing nicely already so I thought I would add to the general chauvenism ..)

[kato13]

it would appear that the genious plan is already in effect -see this top secret footage that diligent operatives have secured :

http://www.blackfive.net/photos/uncategorized/2008/03/10/ukrainian_army.jpg

(well the thread is derailing nicely already so I thought I would add to the general chauvenism ..)

If I do split this thread you have given me the new title "general chauvinism" ;)

[Targan]

If I do split this thread you have given me the new title "general chauvinism" ;)
I love it. Another "guilty pleasure" as KCDusk so succinctly put it in the Favourite US Weapons thread.

[General Pain]

Amen Brother...

Those girls are usually lesbians or worse....wife-material....but...there is a lot of beatiful girls in norway....


and i'm not posting pictures of them either...muahahah

[General Pain]

With some of you people, Ireally whish I'll be with the ennemy forces. While you'll be occupied at running after your fellow girl's soldier, the ennemy would have plenty of time to kick your butts.:D Being killed with your pants down what a shame. :p

I must admit I think killing someone with theirs or yours pants down is a shame aswell.......

[Targan]

....but...there is a lot of beatiful girls in norway....
Lucky for me there are plenty of beautiful women in Australia too... only here it is nice and warm so women tend to wear less clothing.

In the words of the iconic Australian band Men At Work "I come from the land of plenty".

[O'Borg]

Lucky for me there are plenty of beautiful women in Australia too... only here it is nice and warm so women tend to wear less clothing.
Yeah, but Aussie idea of a beautiful Sheila is "Waist high with a flat head so I can rest me beer on her." :D

[General Pain]

Yeah, but Aussie idea of a beautiful Sheila is "Waist high with a flat head so I can rest me beer on her." :D

....but it seems so pratical.....:D

[Targan]

Yeah, but Aussie idea of a beautiful Sheila is "Waist high with a flat head so I can rest me beer on her." :D
Hah! The reason I find that particularly funny is that my new girlfriend is exactly 5 feet tall and I can comfortably rest my elbow on the top of her head!

[kato13]

This drifted enough to deserve it's own thread.

[Targan]

This drifted enough to deserve it's own thread.
Yay!

[Brother in Arms]

Kato

sorry to get the pic thread off track I thought I would redeem myself.

This is more what you would see in t2k


Brother in Arms

[kato13]

If we ever get a female member (i am assuming we don't have any) I will put her into a separate User group and hide this thread from that group. That way our chauvinism will be kept secret.


So Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh about this thread else where ;)

[Mohoender]

LOL. He did it.:D :p

By the way Borther in Arm, your last picture with the Grand ma seems logical to me. That's probably because of the old french saying stating that a machine gun delivers burst of "dragées" (candy). Grand-mas are well know for giving away candies:D .

[General Pain]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_fPUvs3iiZ9o/RzgJ2a1LcNI/AAAAAAAABiA/t74Amfqsqmc/s1600-h/lolpix-grandma-gun.jpg http://bp2.blogger.com/_Df3qsOPHXhE/RaCUyzH1qZI/AAAAAAAAAA8/_miEhNNG1OU/s320/gun+totin+grandma.jpghttp://www.wkyc.com/assetpool/images/063719232_%5Bold-lady-robberslg.jpghttp://lh3.ggpht.com/_n3qhSolmPas/R0bz2wil2hI/AAAAAAAACUg/v_FPt0f3Pf0/grandma+shot.jpg

sorry...but I had to post this heheh

[Brother in Arms]

Question

Is General Chauvinism in anyway related to General Pain?

Brother in Arms

[Targan]

Is General Chauvinism in anyway related to General Pain?
I'm guessing it is his dad.

[headquarters]

I'm guessing it is his dad.

his dad was a major .

Major Pain.

[headquarters]

I think he is a French general ?

I hope this link is commonly available btw :

http://girlsandguns.com/

as we are on the subject ( see post header )

[Graebarde]

Those girls are usually lesbians or worse....wife-material....


That comment could apply to ANY woman could it not?

[Rainbow Six]

One from the British Army....she's a Lance Corporal who entered the Miss England beauty contest...

[pmulcahy11b]

(this led to some serious drift so I am moving it to our Male only thread ;) )

Thanks again for the warm welcome everyone.

Don't worry- I promise I won't make anyone wear pants or put on deoderant. I wouldn't want to cramp anyone's style. As far as the toilet seat bit, I wonder why I always hear women complaining about the toilet seat being up, but never hear men complaining that it's always down...Go figure.

There are certain things you can never be right about with women. Like when they ask you, "Do these make me look fat?" If you say no, they think you're lying, if you say nothing, they wonder what you're hiding, and for god sakes don't say yes!

[Webstral]

There are certain things you can never be right about with women. Like when they ask you, "Do these make me look fat?" If you say no, they think you're lying, if you say nothing, they wonder what you're hiding, and for god sakes don't say yes!

The key to surviving is to say "No," without looking. She will point out that you didn't even look. You then reply that after all your time together you know what she looks like, and no outfit could ever make her look fat. She knows you're full of it, but you've slipped out of the ambush zone by referencing your long and undying love (or by implying that love has so impaired your judgment that there's no point in asking for an objective opinion).

Webstral

[Cdnwolf]

Forget it... the moment she asks you are dead meat!!

[General Pain]

The key to surviving is to say "No," without looking. She will point out that you didn't even look. You then reply that after all your time together you know what she looks like, and no outfit could ever make her look fat. She knows you're full of it, but you've slipped out of the ambush zone by referencing your long and undying love (or by implying that love has so impaired your judgment that there's no point in asking for an objective opinion).

Webstral

...how about ...." Define fat....." or " fat is such a ugly word";)

[Webstral]

...how about ...." Define fat....." or " fat is such a ugly word";)


You want to switch the conversation away from fat (where you can do nothing but lose) and towards something that is to your credit--thus the reference to the longevity of the relationship. Any conversation that starts with the question "Do I look fat?" is rather akin to Dunkirk. You've already lost the fight for France at that point. However, with some redirection you can save the survivors and fight another day.

Webstral

[WallShadow]

There are certain things you can never be right about with women. Like when they ask you, "Do these make me look fat?" If you say no, they think you're lying, if you say nothing, they wonder what you're hiding, and for god sakes don't say yes!

If you're feeling lucky, you can always put on your Male Chauvinist Pig imitation and say:
"Yeah, but only in the RIGHT places!" , and drool appropriately while trying to grope her.
You'll either get a roll in the hay or a frying pan across the face.

[JimmyRay73]

If you're feeling lucky, you can always put on your Male Chauvinist Pig imitation and say:
"Yeah, but only in the RIGHT places!" , and drool appropriately while trying to grope her.
You'll either get a roll in the hay or a frying pan across the face.

Well, I suppose that'd probably work better than the one I tried out:

Her: "Do these jeans make me look fat?"

Me: "Honey, it ain't the jeans."

Good thing it wasn't the national guard chick or the punch she threw might've hurt...

[General Pain]

I wonder if all these fat jokes should be seperated from our only female forum members intro thread...

[kato13]

I wonder if all these fat jokes should be seperated from our only female forum members intro thread...

I think it should move into the General Chauvinism thread.

[pmulcahy11b]

Maybe that should be General Pain's next character -- General Chauvinism!

BTW, is that nephew of General Pain you're playing right now called Private Pain?:D

[General Pain]

Maybe that should be General Pain's next character -- General Chauvinism!

BTW, is that nephew of General Pain you're playing right now called Private Pain?:D

-The adopted son of the hard and unpredictable leader General Rudolph Pain.Tecumseh was found in the ruins fighting other and smaller kids with a stick for some rats they had caught .When the General passing by in his APC saw the bullying demenour and relentless agressiveness of the urchin , he warmed to him and adopted him as a son with legitimacy as an heir.The General was however more affectionate towards other of his biological children ,sparking ruthless ambition in the young boy .He was determined to show his adoptive father his worth or die trying .He excelled in sports,and all military disciplines ,but held a lousy academic record.He was not much loved by his peers at the Takashi Academy of heavenly Enlightenment -the Aristo boarding School /hostage facility where the elites children were held in the days of PacGov . ( 2009-2018). But his exchanges classes in the Praetorian Academia Bellum Magnum were happy days were his brutality and arrogance got him many henchmen -or friends in school as parents in other school systems would say .

Benito Tecumseh is a product of an elitistic system that trained youngsters in disciplines far beyond their years.The sharp divide between the Elite and the commoners has been refined .As such the now big and strong lad can come across a tad arrogant,precocious and mean.

Benito Tecumseh is currently on a mission to rescue his father - believed to be held in the Shandon Bunker complex.He plans to rescue the old man and gain his respect -or if he doesnt get it - kill him in a dirty fight .

from: http://thebigbookofwar.50megs.com/whats_new_2.html

And to the question he is now a 16 year old Leutenant.

[Targan]

Kudos to HQ - it is not lightly that I say that his campaign is even more f**ked up than mine was.

[General Pain]

Kudos to HQ - it is not lightly that I say that his campaign is even more f**ked up than mine was.

He has written down allmost all important details covering the campaign from the start, in his small green book. Future plans would to put the whole thing in a novel of sorts...I would prolly be an co-author hehe...

HQ is currently busy doing national guard duty (heimvernet = home defense) for some days...probably back next week.

[Brother in Arms]

Thot I'd get this thread back were it belongs....to Warrior women's

[Brother in Arms]

heres more i tried to pick the most twilighty pictures.

[pmulcahy11b]

Here's an interesting one -- a female North Korean drill sergeant.

[pmulcahy11b]

And a Twilighty one--

[kato13]

This thread took an odd turn. I have moved the generally unrelated posts to another thread and locked it. It had kinda petered out as a meaningful discussion IMO.

[sic1701]

I don't mean to sound crass, but where are the inevitable pictures of scantily-clad women with automatic firearms? You guys dissapoint me.

[sic1701]

I think he is a French general ?

I hope this link is commonly available btw :

http://girlsandguns.com/

as we are on the subject ( see post header )


OK, that's better. Any more?

[sic1701]

Also, I don't quite understand why American women can't serve in front-line combat units. Fighting is in their blood. I am happily married with four daughters. I KNOW this...

It is a biological fact of life that any given group of women who live together for a length of time will have their bodies synchronize their periods to within a few days of each other. So...establish four companies of female soldiers, give them combat training and firearms, and let it ride for about six months. In six months time, the periods will all synch and for one week each company will be the most formidable fighting force on the planet. None could withstand them. They would kill, then eat, the enemy. You've heard of Vietnam-era soldiers having necklaces made of ears? Guess what THEIR necklaces would be made of? Publish their atrocities overseas, or embed an Al-Jazeera reporter into the "Fightin' Amazons", and the Taliban will flee from their approach!

[sglancy12]

Any chance that this is a second picture of the woman who started this thread?

Without her "game face" on?

A. Scott Glancy, President TCCorp, dba Pagan Publishing

[kato13]

Any chance that this is a second picture of the woman who started this thread?

Without her "game face" on?

The camo matches (note line above the eyebrow) so I think the smile one is before the "game face" one.

[sglancy12]

Good unit recognition skills Kato... for me it was the green eyes that clinched it. Those are some serious green eyes.

A. Scott Glancy, President TCCorp, dba Pagan Publishing

[pmulcahy11b]

Here's a disturbing one...

[kato13]

Here's a disturbing one...


I know flip flops in a combat zone what is she thinking ;)

[waiting4something]

Wow, sometimes you can't find a baby sitter. Poor kid is going to be def by age 3. Not sure how great of body armor the kid will make either?

[sic1701]

Any chance that this is a second picture of the woman who started this thread?

Without her "game face" on?

A. Scott Glancy, President TCCorp, dba Pagan Publishing

In the first picture, it looks like she's thinking about what your testicles would look like on her necklace.

In the second picture, it looks like she's decided to do that very thing once you let your guard down.

[Marc]

Here you have some photographs I had in my HD for use in my Twilight games. Mostly I use them as a help to describe the players any interesting non player character they could deal with.

939
I'm not sure now, but I think she was a British medic deployed in Irak.
940
Preparing the ammo for an A-10.
941
942
A-10 pilot verifying the damage suffered by her Warthog after a mission.

[sglancy12]

I'm a little surprised that this pic hasn't been posted.

As much coverage as this image has on the web, I hope the airman didn't get into too much trouble because of it.

This one gives me the idea that maybe we should start posting nose-art?

A. Scott Glancy, President TCCorp, dba Pagan Publishing

[sglancy12]

The IDF seems to have all the really cute ones...

A. Scott Glancy, President TCCorp, dab Pagan Publishing

[sglancy12]

"Hello Ladies... I'd like to discuss the "special relationship" if you have the time."

A. Scott Glancy, President TCCorp, dba Pagan Publishing

[sic1701]

I'm a little surprised that this pic hasn't been posted.

As much coverage as this image has on the web, I hope the airman didn't get into too much trouble because of it.

This one gives me the idea that maybe we should start posting nose-art?

A. Scott Glancy, President TCCorp, dba Pagan Publishing

I wonder how much Playboy has offered her...

[sglancy12]

I'm pretty sure this jar head plans to knock my my lights out, drag my wife off to her bunk and *bleep* her until she can't remember my name or what I looked like.


A. Scott Glancy, President TCCorp, dba Pagan Publishing

(edit colorful is ok but lets keep it PG-13 to light R -kato)

[WallShadow]

Also, I don't quite understand why American women can't serve in front-line combat units. Fighting is in their blood. I am happily married with four daughters. I KNOW this...

It is a biological fact of life that any given group of women who live together for a length of time will have their bodies synchronize their periods to within a few days of each other. So...establish four companies of female soldiers, give them combat training and firearms, and let it ride for about six months. In six months time, the periods will all synch and for one week each company will be the most formidable fighting force on the planet. None could withstand them. They would kill, then eat, the enemy. You've heard of Vietnam-era soldiers having necklaces made of ears? Guess what THEIR necklaces would be made of? Publish their atrocities overseas, or embed an Al-Jazeera reporter into the "Fightin' Amazons", and the Taliban will flee from their approach!

Wait until they start demanding chocolate-covered rare steak (trust me, I've been there) for chow--THEN release them on the poor unsuspecting enemy!

And since at this time they would be deemed "unclean" by Shariah law, being killed by them would be a double disgrace--"Bad jihadist--no 72 virgins for you!"

And you can drop card packs (collect all 52 gory and demoralizing photos) and DVD players (with a hard-wired "play-first" flash memory video of the amazons' antics) to saturate an area preparatory to the actual assault. It would of course be declared haram by the enemy leaders. The "forbidden fruit" effect would be at least as big and irresistible a draw as the "2 girls, 1 cup" viral video that is soooo inspiring. :eek:
Talk about psyops!

[WallShadow]

Here's a disturbing one...

Actually, considering the incidence of rape in African conflicts, I think the AK is pregnancy#2 prevention. Cheaper than condoms or pills and MUCH more effective. It's also a deterrent to put fear in the hearts of would-be rapists--"hmmm...I wonder if she's got something concealed?"

You go, girl!

[pmulcahy11b]

Actually, considering the incidence of rape in African conflicts, I think the AK is pregnancy#2 prevention. Cheaper than condoms or pills and MUCH more effective. It's also a deterrent to put fear in the hearts of would-be rapists--"hmmm...I wonder if she's got something concealed?"

You go, girl!

I was thinking more that if she gets in a fight, the baby becomes accidental body armor...disgusting.

[sic1701]

Wait until they start demanding chocolate-covered rare steak (trust me, I've been there) for chow--THEN release them on the poor unsuspecting enemy!

And since at this time they would be deemed "unclean" by Shariah law, being killed by them would be a double disgrace--"Bad jihadist--no 72 virgins for you!"

And you can drop card packs (collect all 52 gory and demoralizing photos) and DVD players (with a hard-wired "play-first" flash memory video of the amazons' antics) to saturate an area preparatory to the actual assault. It would of course be declared haram by the enemy leaders. The "forbidden fruit" effect would be at least as big and irresistible a draw as the "2 girls, 1 cup" viral video that is soooo inspiring. :eek:
Talk about psyops!

Heh heh, best laugh I've had today...great stuff!

[weswood]

Off on a slight tangent, I swear I heard this morning that Australia will pay for a female soldier's boob job. Any coments from our Aussie brethren?

I also heard New Zealand women are the sluttiest in the world. Not that that is a bad thing!

[Legbreaker]

I was just searching about for a reference to the above when I stumbled upon this:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7318788/Womans-size-D-breast-implants-save-her-from-gunshot.html

[pmulcahy11b]

The US military will sometimes do this; they put it down as practice for reconstructive surgery. And of course, they pay for regular reconstructive surgery.

[kato13]

I also heard New Zealand women are the sluttiest in the world. Not that that is a bad thing!

While this is potentially very offensive, I suppose technically there would be a country whose women average the most sex partners.

This is another odd tangent, but I never understood how the average number of partners could be different for men and women. Let me explain assume you had an isolated group of 100 men and 100 women and the men averaged 10 partners, that would mean that there were 1000 total couplings. Therefore the average for the women would also be 10. Median (midpoint) could be different, Mode (most common) could be different, but assuming only heterosexual relationships the Mean (Average) must be the same.

I know we can expect some lying for exaggeration or modesty's sake, but the numbers almost always reflect women having fewer than half the average of men, so I NEVER trust any numbers related to this subject.

[sglancy12]

Okay this is why my wife is so smart.

When she saw that buff marine girl she immediately saw her nails. Check 'em out. They've got french manicure tips. That is NOT a picture of an active duty Marine! Apparently she is a pro-body builder, but she was in the USMC for 4 years. So, as a way of correcting my error, here are some pics of her from her website from actual days in the Corps.

A. Scott Glancy, President TCCorp, dba Pagan publishing

[jester]

Actualy it is possible for WMs to have all the fluff fluff nails and hair while on active duty. Especialy that girl. She was an MP, they don't do much really that would prevent it.

The two other pics, one looks to be at 29 Palms, the other most likely the Birthday Ball, notive in the CAX <combined arms exercise held at 29 Palms> she doesn't have any combat webbing. There are more pictures of her on the Marine web posted by more guys who follow her and a couple who served with her.

[pmulcahy11b]

Actualy it is possible for WMs to have all the fluff fluff nails and hair while on active duty.

I knew women like that in the Army -- on duty, they looked professional, but when you saw them after work, they were HOT!

[Targan]

I also heard New Zealand women are the sluttiest in the world. Not that that is a bad thing!

While this is potentially very offensive, I suppose technically there would be a country whose women average the most sex partners.

I suppose it is possible. I'm not offended but perhaps a better term would be "sexually liberated". It is probably a cultural thing. For a first world, western nation New Zealand isn't very conservative in terms of sex and related matters. New Zealand was the first modern day democracy to give women the vote (even before Australia did) and in the indigenous Maori society women are considered to be equal. Sex education starts early in NZ schools too. So suppose it might just be the case that NZ women have fewer sexual hangups than women in other western democracies.

Being a New Zealander myself, obviously I have dated quite a few New Zealand women and they were all fun in bed. Unfortunately most of them were also a bit crazy. I think when I was younger I was kind of subconsciously attracted to slightly unhinged women.

[pmulcahy11b]

I think when I was younger I was kind of subconsciously attracted to slightly unhinged women.

I know I was -- probably looking for a kindred spirit without realizing it. Not conducive to long relationships, though.

[waiting4something]

Actualy it is possible for WMs to have all the fluff fluff nails and hair while on active duty. Especialy that girl. She was an MP, they don't do much really that would prevent it.

The two other pics, one looks to be at 29 Palms, the other most likely the Birthday Ball, notive in the CAX <combined arms exercise held at 29 Palms> she doesn't have any combat webbing. There are more pictures of her on the Marine web posted by more guys who follow her and a couple who served with her.

Oh yes, 29 Palms the worst place to be stationed in the Marine Corps.:( Most likely this chick was stationed there, due that she has a pair of desert boots. I can't see anybody buying a pair just to do a CAX for a month.

[Brother in Arms]

Id like to get this thread back up and running with more pictures of Female Warriors.....

C'mon everybody!

Brother in Arms