Targan keeps losing his pets....

[Schone23666]

Sheesh, Targan, do we need to build a caged zoo to keep your pets on a leash? :p

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/florida-golfers-undeterred-large-alligator-putting-green-185214526--golf.html

Though granted, this is a gator as opposed to a croc. Still....get a look at those snappers, eh?

Reminds me of a bit of dialogue from Smokey and the Bandit:

Sheriff Buford T. Justice and his dimwitted son are driving down the road and see an alligator crossing it.

"Wow, Pa! Look at that big 'gator crossin' the road!"

"That reminds me, boy, I gotta call your mama tonight."

:D

[Targan]

Pfff gators... they're like crocs on estrogen supplements.

[Webstral]

Them's fightin' words. My gators is twice the soulless killers your mealy-mouthed crocs are.

[pmulcahy11b]

On Ft. Stewart, there's a training area that is also an active alligator habitat -- makes for interesting maneuvers for dismounted infantry.

[dragoon500ly]

Just the latest technique for keeping sentries awake on the 0300 shift...

[Targan]

Alligator

[Targan]

Crocodile

[Targan]

Oh, and crocodiles like to surf. Gnarly, dude.

[Webstral]

My alligator is smart. He knows folks will want to cuddle with him. If they're too big to eat right then, he goes home with them and eats their pets. That crocodile is dumb. He thinks someone is just going to walk up to his lazy a** and jump in his mouth. How many men does he think the British Olympic team has?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfKtH6FCMas

[Targan]

How many men does he think the British Olympic team has?

LOL! Indeed.