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kato13
05-09-2009, 10:12 PM
Split this thread off. As much as we enjoyed the one liners it does break the flow of Web's narrative.

And just to be a bit off-topic, she found out at REFORGER one year that there is enough room for sex in an Abrams...

This is definitely in the top ten list of oddest facts I have picked up on this board.
Targan
05-10-2009, 03:02 AM
And just to be a bit off-topic, she found out at REFORGER one year that there is enough room for sex in an Abrams...
Fascinating...:saeek:
chico20854
05-11-2009, 11:46 AM
And just to be a bit off-topic, she found out at REFORGER one year that there is enough room for sex in an Abrams...

off-color remark about big gun going off.
TiggerCCW UK
05-11-2009, 01:21 PM
off-color remark about big gun going off.
Likewise off colour comment about sub calibre penetrator.
bigehauser
05-12-2009, 06:31 AM
Likewise off colour comment about sub calibre penetrator.

I guess the loader was hollering this for reasons other than the blast door being in the ready position:

"UP!"
TiggerCCW UK
05-12-2009, 06:48 AM
I guess the loader was hollering this for reasons other than the blast door being in the ready position:

"UP!"
Rapidly echoed by the gunner yelling 'On the way!'
pmulcahy11b
05-12-2009, 11:34 AM
Like they used to make us say in Basic:

This is my weapon (point at rifle)
This is my gun (point at crotch)
This is for fighting
This is for fun.
Webstral
05-12-2009, 11:52 PM
I shouldn't encourage this sort of thing... (Sigh)

TARGET!
Jason Weiser
05-13-2009, 07:04 AM
I guess she found her own "silver bullet" then, huh....:rolleyes: :D
TiggerCCW UK
05-13-2009, 08:17 AM
The armoured corps can really 'pound' the target :)
Webstral
05-13-2009, 03:13 PM
"...penetrator produces spalling on the interior..."
Targan
05-13-2009, 10:44 PM
"...penetrator produces spalling on the interior..."
I was so going to say something like this yesterday but I was concerned others might think it was in bad taste. LOL!
pmulcahy11b
05-13-2009, 11:24 PM
Jeez, I totally hijacked Webstral's thread...sorry guy!
TiggerCCW UK
05-14-2009, 10:57 AM
What does it say about us on here that we have a seperate thread about this :)
kato13
05-14-2009, 11:04 AM
Going even further off topic. Does anyone remember a film where a baby was born inside a tank. I remember the soldier assisting the mother put condoms on his fingers in order to provide some form of sterile barrier when he was touching the baby. Seemed like a good example of field improvisation.
chico20854
05-14-2009, 03:40 PM
Going even further off topic. Does anyone remember a film where a baby was born inside a tank. I remember the soldier assisting the mother put condoms on his fingers in order to provide some form of sterile barrier when he was touching the baby. Seemed like a good example of field improvisation.

I think that Chuck Norris was born in a tank... the only way to prevent his powers (even as a baby) from destroying the earth.
TiggerCCW UK
05-14-2009, 05:13 PM
I think that Chuck Norris was born in a tank... the only way to prevent his powers (even as a baby) from destroying the earth.
See my sig.
kato13
05-14-2009, 05:17 PM
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Legbreaker
05-14-2009, 07:04 PM
Going even further off topic. Does anyone remember a film where a baby was born inside a tank. I remember the soldier assisting the mother put condoms on his fingers in order to provide some form of sterile barrier when he was touching the baby. Seemed like a good example of field improvisation.
That was "Big Red One" I think with Lee Marvin. Started with him in WWI in one of the last engagements (he killed a German just after the armistice I near a large cross) through to just after the German surrender in 1945 (where once again he almost killed a German but saved his life).
The baby was born in a destroyed tank near the same cross.
kato13
05-14-2009, 07:07 PM
That was "Big Red One" I think with Lee Marvin. Started with him in WWI in one of the last engagements (he killed a German just after the armistice I near a large cross) through to just after the German surrender in 1945 (where once again he almost killed a German but saved his life).
The baby was born in a destroyed tank near the same cross.

Thanks, that is it. I remember the cross. There was either a sniper or an observation post hidden in it.
Legbreaker
05-14-2009, 07:18 PM
That's right. I think in 1918 it was used by the German and in 1944-45 by the Americans (while the baby was being delivered).
Abbott Shaull
05-15-2009, 08:56 PM
LOL I really have to watch that movie again.

Paul, you might not of meant to high jack the thread, but you did.
chico20854
05-15-2009, 09:58 PM
Not quite sex in a tank, but maybe APC-sex????

http://media.englishrussia.com/daily-20/24.jpg
pmulcahy11b
05-15-2009, 10:24 PM
Not quite sex in a tank, but maybe APC-sex????

http://media.englishrussia.com/daily-20/24.jpg

You didn't know? That's how baby BTR's are born!
Legbreaker
05-16-2009, 07:13 AM
Good parking spots are hard to find....
TiggerCCW UK
05-16-2009, 07:52 AM
I've just come back from doing our weekly shopping and this looks kind of like Tesco's car park, apart from the snow :)
Cdnwolf
06-16-2009, 06:43 AM
Two comments...

First sex in the tank.... I was just wondering if he was just shooting Blanks...


Second -- it MUST have been a female driver doing the parking!!