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Cdnwolf
07-09-2009, 04:12 PM
Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls alot recently, when I ask for their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my BMW R1150 GS motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

headquarters
07-10-2009, 03:24 AM
good one .

Canadian Army
07-10-2009, 06:02 AM
Valve covers are tricky thing, I suggest take it back to the dealer!

General Pain
07-10-2009, 06:04 AM
Valve covers are tricky thing, I suggest take it back to the dealer!

...that was my first thought aswell....in regards to the woman...as I have said before the norwegian word for marriage is the same as the word for POISON.... "GIFT"...strange since it means something totally different in english....the world is strange eh....

Pfc SAFU
07-10-2009, 06:26 AM
Jeeeez hope the bike is OK. My warmest to you buddy. A lil' oil can really hurt.:D