Forget it... the moment she asks you are dead meat!!

...how about ...." Define fat....." or " fat is such a ugly word";)

You want to switch the conversation away from fat (where you can do nothing but lose) and towards something that is to your credit--thus the reference to the longevity of the relationship. Any conversation that starts with the question "Do I look fat?" is rather akin to Dunkirk. You've already lost the fight for France at that point. However, with some redirection you can save the survivors and fight another day.

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If you're feeling lucky, you can always put on your Male Chauvinist Pig imitation and say:
"Yeah, but only in the RIGHT places!" , and drool appropriately while trying to grope her.
You'll either get a roll in the hay or a frying pan across the face.

Well, I suppose that'd probably work better than the one I tried out:

Her: "Do these jeans make me look fat?"

Me: "Honey, it ain't the jeans."

Good thing it wasn't the national guard chick or the punch she threw might've hurt...

Gentlemen....
 

I wonder if all these fat jokes should be seperated from our only female forum members intro thread...

I think it should move into the General Chauvinism thread.

Maybe that should be General Pain's next character -- General Chauvinism!

BTW, is that nephew of General Pain you're playing right now called Private Pain?:D

-The adopted son of the hard and unpredictable leader General Rudolph Pain.Tecumseh was found in the ruins fighting other and smaller kids with a stick for some rats they had caught .When the General passing by in his APC saw the bullying demenour and relentless agressiveness of the urchin , he warmed to him and adopted him as a son with legitimacy as an heir.The General was however more affectionate towards other of his biological children ,sparking ruthless ambition in the young boy .He was determined to show his adoptive father his worth or die trying .He excelled in sports,and all military disciplines ,but held a lousy academic record.He was not much loved by his peers at the Takashi Academy of heavenly Enlightenment -the Aristo boarding School /hostage facility where the elites children were held in the days of PacGov . ( 2009-2018). But his exchanges classes in the Praetorian Academia Bellum Magnum were happy days were his brutality and arrogance got him many henchmen -or friends in school as parents in other school systems would say .

Benito Tecumseh is a product of an elitistic system that trained youngsters in disciplines far beyond their years.The sharp divide between the Elite and the commoners has been refined .As such the now big and strong lad can come across a tad arrogant,precocious and mean.

Benito Tecumseh is currently on a mission to rescue his father - believed to be held in the Shandon Bunker complex.He plans to rescue the old man and gain his respect -or if he doesnt get it - kill him in a dirty fight .

from: http://thebigbookofwar.50megs.com/whats_new_2.html

And to the question he is now a 16 year old Leutenant.

Kudos to HQ - it is not lightly that I say that his campaign is even more f**ked up than mine was.

He has written down allmost all important details covering the campaign from the start, in his small green book. Future plans would to put the whole thing in a novel of sorts...I would prolly be an co-author hehe...

HQ is currently busy doing national guard duty (heimvernet = home defense) for some days...probably back next week.

Thot I'd get this thread back were it belongs....to Warrior women's

heres more i tried to pick the most twilighty pictures.

Here's an interesting one -- a female North Korean drill sergeant.

And a Twilighty one--

This thread took an odd turn. I have moved the generally unrelated posts to another thread and locked it. It had kinda petered out as a meaningful discussion IMO.

I don't mean to sound crass, but where are the inevitable pictures of scantily-clad women with automatic firearms? You guys dissapoint me.

OK, that's better. Any more?

Also, I don't quite understand why American women can't serve in front-line combat units. Fighting is in their blood. I am happily married with four daughters. I KNOW this...

It is a biological fact of life that any given group of women who live together for a length of time will have their bodies synchronize their periods to within a few days of each other. So...establish four companies of female soldiers, give them combat training and firearms, and let it ride for about six months. In six months time, the periods will all synch and for one week each company will be the most formidable fighting force on the planet. None could withstand them. They would kill, then eat, the enemy. You've heard of Vietnam-era soldiers having necklaces made of ears? Guess what THEIR necklaces would be made of? Publish their atrocities overseas, or embed an Al-Jazeera reporter into the "Fightin' Amazons", and the Taliban will flee from their approach!

Any chance that this is a second picture of the woman who started this thread?

Without her "game face" on?

A. Scott Glancy, President TCCorp, dba Pagan Publishing

The camo matches (note line above the eyebrow) so I think the smile one is before the "game face" one.

Good unit recognition skills Kato... for me it was the green eyes that clinched it. Those are some serious green eyes.

A. Scott Glancy, President TCCorp, dba Pagan Publishing

Here's a disturbing one...

I know flip flops in a combat zone what is she thinking ;)

Wow, sometimes you can't find a baby sitter. Poor kid is going to be def by age 3. Not sure how great of body armor the kid will make either?

In the first picture, it looks like she's thinking about what your testicles would look like on her necklace.

In the second picture, it looks like she's decided to do that very thing once you let your guard down.

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Here you have some photographs I had in my HD for use in my Twilight games. Mostly I use them as a help to describe the players any interesting non player character they could deal with.

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I'm not sure now, but I think she was a British medic deployed in Irak.
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Preparing the ammo for an A-10.
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A-10 pilot verifying the damage suffered by her Warthog after a mission.

I'm a little surprised that this pic hasn't been posted.

As much coverage as this image has on the web, I hope the airman didn't get into too much trouble because of it.

This one gives me the idea that maybe we should start posting nose-art?

A. Scott Glancy, President TCCorp, dba Pagan Publishing

The IDF seems to have all the really cute ones...

A. Scott Glancy, President TCCorp, dab Pagan Publishing

"Hello Ladies... I'd like to discuss the "special relationship" if you have the time."

A. Scott Glancy, President TCCorp, dba Pagan Publishing