general chauvinism ;)
 

(split from post-apocalyptic picture thread)

Amen Brother...

With some of you people, Ireally whish I'll be with the ennemy forces. While you'll be occupied at running after your fellow girl's soldier, the ennemy would have plenty of time to kick your butts.:D Being killed with your pants down what a shame. :p

i wouldn't have it any other way moe :)

agreed
 

as long as it wasnt a premature execution I agree as far as the way to go.

but ..
 

for every sweet looking trooper (female guys,female..) , there is at least one looking not so sweet in the Norwegian forces. (Although the increased professionalization of our hitherto conscripted army has brought interesting new comrades in arms to the field...

I hope there are no former KGB reading this. Now, they have a hint on how you can defeat US. In fact, they might know already and from now on I will suspect all those Russian girls being advertised on the net to be as many attacks carried out at the West :D

good point Mo could the one in the picture with the KLMK camo could actually be a female KGB operative!

And if the Norwegian Trooper on the right isn't hot enough the Isreali one on the left with the little braids just about brings a tear to my eye :naughty:

Brother in Arms

hmm
 

it would appear that the genious plan is already in effect -see this top secret footage that diligent operatives have secured :

http://www.blackfive.net/photos/unca...inian_army.jpg

(well the thread is derailing nicely already so I thought I would add to the general chauvenism ..)

If I do split this thread you have given me the new title "general chauvinism" ;)

I love it. Another "guilty pleasure" as KCDusk so succinctly put it in the Favourite US Weapons thread.

Those girls are usually lesbians or worse....wife-material....but...there is a lot of beatiful girls in norway....


and i'm not posting pictures of them either...muahahah

I must admit I think killing someone with theirs or yours pants down is a shame aswell.......

Lucky for me there are plenty of beautiful women in Australia too... only here it is nice and warm so women tend to wear less clothing.

In the words of the iconic Australian band Men At Work "I come from the land of plenty".

Yeah, but Aussie idea of a beautiful Sheila is "Waist high with a flat head so I can rest me beer on her." :D

....but it seems so pratical.....:D

Hah! The reason I find that particularly funny is that my new girlfriend is exactly 5 feet tall and I can comfortably rest my elbow on the top of her head!

This drifted enough to deserve it's own thread.

Yay!

Kato

sorry to get the pic thread off track I thought I would redeem myself.

This is more what you would see in t2k


Brother in Arms

If we ever get a female member (i am assuming we don't have any) I will put her into a separate User group and hide this thread from that group. That way our chauvinism will be kept secret.


So Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh about this thread else where ;)

LOL. He did it.:D :p

By the way Borther in Arm, your last picture with the Grand ma seems logical to me. That's probably because of the old french saying stating that a machine gun delivers burst of "dragées" (candy). Grand-mas are well know for giving away candies:D .

Grandmas with guns
 

http://bp2.blogger.com/_fPUvs3iiZ9o/...randma-gun.jpg http://bp2.blogger.com/_Df3qsOPHXhE/...in+grandma.jpghttp://www.wkyc.com/assetpool/images...-robberslg.jpghttp://lh3.ggpht.com/_n3qhSolmPas/R0...andma+shot.jpg

sorry...but I had to post this heheh

Question

Is General Chauvinism in anyway related to General Pain?

Brother in Arms

I'm guessing it is his dad.

no.
 

his dad was a major .

Major Pain.

General Chauvenism
 

I think he is a French general ?

I hope this link is commonly available btw :

http://girlsandguns.com/

as we are on the subject ( see post header )

That comment could apply to ANY woman could it not?

One from the British Army....she's a Lance Corporal who entered the Miss England beauty contest...

(this led to some serious drift so I am moving it to our Male only thread ;) )

There are certain things you can never be right about with women. Like when they ask you, "Do these make me look fat?" If you say no, they think you're lying, if you say nothing, they wonder what you're hiding, and for god sakes don't say yes!

The key to surviving is to say "No," without looking. She will point out that you didn't even look. You then reply that after all your time together you know what she looks like, and no outfit could ever make her look fat. She knows you're full of it, but you've slipped out of the ambush zone by referencing your long and undying love (or by implying that love has so impaired your judgment that there's no point in asking for an objective opinion).

Webstral

Forget it... the moment she asks you are dead meat!!

...how about ...." Define fat....." or " fat is such a ugly word";)

You want to switch the conversation away from fat (where you can do nothing but lose) and towards something that is to your credit--thus the reference to the longevity of the relationship. Any conversation that starts with the question "Do I look fat?" is rather akin to Dunkirk. You've already lost the fight for France at that point. However, with some redirection you can save the survivors and fight another day.

Webstral

If you're feeling lucky, you can always put on your Male Chauvinist Pig imitation and say:
"Yeah, but only in the RIGHT places!" , and drool appropriately while trying to grope her.
You'll either get a roll in the hay or a frying pan across the face.

Well, I suppose that'd probably work better than the one I tried out:

Her: "Do these jeans make me look fat?"

Me: "Honey, it ain't the jeans."

Good thing it wasn't the national guard chick or the punch she threw might've hurt...

Gentlemen....
 

I wonder if all these fat jokes should be seperated from our only female forum members intro thread...

I think it should move into the General Chauvinism thread.

Maybe that should be General Pain's next character -- General Chauvinism!

BTW, is that nephew of General Pain you're playing right now called Private Pain?:D

-The adopted son of the hard and unpredictable leader General Rudolph Pain.Tecumseh was found in the ruins fighting other and smaller kids with a stick for some rats they had caught .When the General passing by in his APC saw the bullying demenour and relentless agressiveness of the urchin , he warmed to him and adopted him as a son with legitimacy as an heir.The General was however more affectionate towards other of his biological children ,sparking ruthless ambition in the young boy .He was determined to show his adoptive father his worth or die trying .He excelled in sports,and all military disciplines ,but held a lousy academic record.He was not much loved by his peers at the Takashi Academy of heavenly Enlightenment -the Aristo boarding School /hostage facility where the elites children were held in the days of PacGov . ( 2009-2018). But his exchanges classes in the Praetorian Academia Bellum Magnum were happy days were his brutality and arrogance got him many henchmen -or friends in school as parents in other school systems would say .

Benito Tecumseh is a product of an elitistic system that trained youngsters in disciplines far beyond their years.The sharp divide between the Elite and the commoners has been refined .As such the now big and strong lad can come across a tad arrogant,precocious and mean.

Benito Tecumseh is currently on a mission to rescue his father - believed to be held in the Shandon Bunker complex.He plans to rescue the old man and gain his respect -or if he doesnt get it - kill him in a dirty fight .

from: http://thebigbookofwar.50megs.com/whats_new_2.html

And to the question he is now a 16 year old Leutenant.

Kudos to HQ - it is not lightly that I say that his campaign is even more f**ked up than mine was.