OT-Another Year goes By
 

Well Once again It's my Birthday.

Hopefully I get some great stuff. My parents are allready taking me out for steak and Chocolate cake.

Happy Birthday!

So who is paying your parents in steak and chocolate cake to take you out? The hitmen I know only take people out for money. :D

Happy birthday RW.

Beer and ciggarettes. Wait that wasn't me, that was a past life. I don't know that guy.

Happy Birthday, Rock!

Hmmm...my birthday isn't until May, but...

I can expect a $50 gift certificate for Amazon from my brother and Trent. That's what I get from them for any applicable holiday. It doesn't mean I'll see them; I almost always get it sent through email.

My sister will completely (or deliberately) forget, then will laugh and be completely unapologetic when reminded.

My mother will be short on funds. She will probably bake a cake instead, which is cool.

There is about a 5-10% chance that my stepfather will send me a check, for anywhere from $10 to $100. It happens so seldom it really surprises me. I'd still like him to give me the $5300 he conned out of me (long story), or at least hear him admit that he did it.

No one will have time to go to any sort of lunch or dinner for my birthday.

So to all of you who come from a functional family, remember how blessed you are.

Woah Paul, that's grim. You're a good guy, you deserve better. I know you wouldn't want anyone's pity so let me just say on behalf of the T2K community here that you're greatly appreciated.

Paul,

If I lived in Texas I would be at your door with barbeque supplies in my car. Then again if I lived in Texas you would have to settle with fresh killed wild pig but I think you get the thought. You have done more for the TW2K Community than 99% of players in any game even dream of. I don't judge you for your flaws as I have some myself. I value you for your unending contributions to this community.


Now to try and talk Nathanal Hale into a free image.

BBQ sounds like a plan to me!
How many red blooded male humans would possibly pass up the opportunity to cremate a dead animal in the back yard, especially when there's a few drops of alcohol involved and plenty of bullshitting opportunities to be had? :D

Even better dragging a fresh kill or kills to the fire. :)
Do our part to solve Texas' problem with feral hogs.