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Antenna 03-30-2013 08:58 PM

Have you been victimized ?
 
Read the title, take a breath and then ask what the hell I am up to now.

Antenna

pmulcahy11b 03-31-2013 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antenna (Post 53927)
Read the title, take a breath and then ask what the hell I am up to now.

Antenna

That's a little chilling...it could mean anything from burglary to ID theft to assault and battery...

simonmark6 03-31-2013 08:33 AM

Could be that you are a victim of the creeping infulence of Americanised spelling. Otherwise it would be victimised. English Scrabble is much harder on Zs that American, although it's easier for us to get rid of our Us.

dragoon500ly 03-31-2013 09:20 AM

You've fallen victim to the latest in American reality TV shows, "Kim and Whatshername Take Miami"?

There is a twelve-step program as well as a battery of powerful medication that can save you!

:D

kota1342000 03-31-2013 11:38 AM

For today, I victimized myself by not drinking enough water. Now...what bearing does this have on T2K, its variants or related games?

Antenna 03-31-2013 03:25 PM

Well my youngest daughter has been in trouble with the law.... again.

It has been for me to the brigadier at the regiment.

Something like this...

B - Brigadier, 1-star general
A - Antenna, somethiong that is upper hand

B - Lets see your youngest has started collage and is little bit of a danger for herself, lets hear what I allready know you gonna say...
A - As usual...
B - So you say I gonna have your youngest at my exercise field ? One more of your kids right ?
A - As usual...
B - lets see now ? The last one prayed in the chapel as I know...
A - Well, brigadier I try really hard all of them to be good christians..

Etc etc etc

Antenna

kota1342000 03-31-2013 04:08 PM

Sorry about that Antenna. Im filing this under "service and support" :D

Antenna 03-31-2013 04:30 PM

@Kota

Service and support ?

She is allready marked for I22.

Antenna

pmulcahy11b 03-31-2013 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by simonmark6 (Post 53931)
Could be that you are a victim of the creeping infulence of Americanised spelling. Otherwise it would be victimised. English Scrabble is much harder on Zs that American, although it's easier for us to get rid of our Us.

Reminds of a scene from Frazier. Frazier is about to be beaten up by a bunch of Brits (he deserved it, he insulted them), and he responds as he's running out, "But I spell color with a u!

Personally, I was victimized a lot growing up, but I've only been victimised once...by a Royal Marine commando who gave me Limburger!

Antenna 03-31-2013 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pmulcahy11b (Post 53938)
Reminds of a scene from Frazier. Frazier is about to be beaten up by a bunch of Brits (he deserved it, he insulted them), and he responds as he's running out, "But I spell color with a u!

Personally, I was victimized a lot growing up, but I've only been victimised once...by a Royal Marine commando who gave me Limburger!

Limburger ?

I say only russian vodka in Kosovo...

Antenna

Targan 03-31-2013 09:36 PM

This whole thread has confused the hell out of me.

Antenna 03-31-2013 09:45 PM

Well, nothing wrongwith Limburger...

To booze down a russian leutanant wth stolen russian vodka just for stealing his BTR-70 is something that is the sport.

/Antenna

bobcat 04-01-2013 03:16 AM

if need be you can send the Scally-Wag to Mansfield, PA in the US for a college Education. is cheap and with former marine force recon, ex-SAS, and US Army Cavalry...
...never mind we'd either get the kid arrested for something interesting or teach her how to conduct a proper E&E :D

(speaking of which i gotta go get squared away for my meeting with the local magistrate to pay a small fine.)

Cpl. Kalkwarf 04-01-2013 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Targan (Post 53940)
This whole thread has confused the hell out of me.

Same here.

mikeo80 04-01-2013 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cpl. Kalkwarf (Post 53944)
Same here.

Likewise

My $0.02

Mike

Antenna 04-01-2013 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeo80 (Post 53946)
Likewise

My $0.02

Mike

Mike, you aint got 2 cents to pay your poor sod :D

//Antenna

Antenna 04-01-2013 11:39 AM

Holst, 1st movemet, The Planets.

UPPTAKT !

//////////////////Antenna+.-

Antenna 04-01-2013 11:46 AM

Garbage, Push IT

UTSLAG !

0000000000/

Antenna 04-01-2013 11:48 AM

<>

NEDSLAG !

HA HA HA
Försvarsmakten

General Evert

Antenna 04-01-2013 02:26 PM

Praying at the regiments chapel...

One of my kids had this evening pray.

Dear God give me a whore so I don't need to masturbate any longer.

He is nowdays true christian in my family book.

/Antenna

Cdnwolf 04-01-2013 03:34 PM

Ummm anybody else wandering... What the heck are you guys talking about!!!!

Antenna 04-01-2013 03:50 PM

Some more Kosovo...

Carlsson when he got back from R&R...

Me asking "Fore legged whore Carlsson ? Something is wrongwith you again !"

/Antenna

mikeo80 04-01-2013 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antenna (Post 53947)
Mike, you aint got 2 cents to pay your poor sod :D

//Antenna

That is not true! I have at least 3 cents! So I can pay!

My $0.02

Mike

Antenna 04-01-2013 04:47 PM

More Kosovo...

Carlsson and Me had a stash with stolen soviet gear and vodka, when battalion found out that there was a stash we did all we could to disapear from the crimescene, Carlsson wasn't so clever so he was cought...

The same happened to me...

We sat two brothers and waited to be shipped home ona Tp-84, but for some reason we was released after 4 days.

/Antenna

Antenna 04-01-2013 05:45 PM

More Kosovo...

Photorecon in Pristina suburbs not the funniest thing at all...

/Antennna

Antenna 04-01-2013 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeo80 (Post 53956)
That is not true! I have at least 3 cents! So I can pay!

My $0.02

Mike

Dammit Mike I want a Dime t least :mad:

/Antenna

mikeo80 04-01-2013 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antenna (Post 53959)
Dammit Mike I want a Dime t least :mad:

/Antenna

Sorry, Antenna, but all I can pay is

My $0.02

Mike

Antenna 04-01-2013 07:26 PM

2 cents...

Lets see I got my One Pence coin rigth here i my pocket...

2 cents... Keep it.

Antenna

stormlion1 04-01-2013 11:32 PM

Wow, this is more confusing than income tax law.

enrious 04-02-2013 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stormlion1 (Post 53967)
Wow, this is more confusing than income tax law.

From what I gather, I think they're storming the Bastille, Man U just went up 2-0, dental floss leads to mind control, and please pick up some milk on your way home.


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