The Moderator's day off...
 

Let's start a bizarre thread while he's off that will make him say, "WTF?".

Here's my idea: the use of water balloons in T2K.

Nah. Condoms filled with diet lime Jell-O.

A flight of pigeons trained to poo on your enemy. Spreads disease and lowers morale all in one.

How about a FASCAM round that's loaded with dirty diapers instead of mines?

Have the PCs attacked by a previously-unknown marauder unit -- the Knights Who Say Ni!

The tactical applications of day-glo orange paint and mexican mariachi music during night operations?

Or try the "Deadliest Joke In The World" :D

http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=CnfFqBz43fA

How about the massive flock of starlings that hang around china-mart and sht on everything. Scene from The Birds comes to mind.

Grae

I can supply PLENTY of ammo for this. Just let me know where to mail them to...

:D

I've got it! A tank gun APERS round -- instead of dispensing flechettes, it dispenses banana cream pies!

My personal favorite: the tactical applications and considerations of Sillitoe Tartan camoflauge (or however you spell that bleeding word).

Chem artillery rounds filled with that "gay gas" that the US military was researching decades ago. And the artillery spotters could give a "blow by blow" account of what happens next. Heh heh.

Or borrow from the Get Smart! movie (the older one) and drop the Nude Bomb...

I don't know if that would faze me. Hell, we are all nude...just drink water, drive on...MUHAHAHAHAHA. Level that weapon(which one? :p ), and carry on with the mission.

-Hauser

NUDITY and GUNS IN T2K
 

I vote for this thread title

What level of graphic nudity does your campaign have ?

What level is necessary ?

After all its all well and good to write up that you always carry a gun in your PC sheet -but we all know that sooner or later you will be in the shithouse with only toiletpaper made from bark to defend yourself with as would happen in RL.How to satisfactorily play this in your gaming group?

Here's a batty idea that is, scarily enough, real:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_bomb

Which leads to: "Combat uses of toilet paper in T2K."

How about "Marauder Transsexuals and the Spetznatz who love them":p

Not all that long ago (game tme) in my campaign Major Po and his radio operator Sgt Li Li Fang (who is also his lover) were attacked in Po's command vehicle (which he also uses as his sleeping quarters) by an infiltrator. At the time of the attack Po and Fang were "in flagrante delicto" as it were and a furious bout of hand to hand combat ensued. It was a very confined space in which to fight and it was made all the more fun for me as GM because it was a "tackle-out" situation for Po. I guess it would have been all that impressive a sight for the attacker because although Po was naked he IS Chinese...

Reminds me of the fight scene from Borat.

"My moustache still taste of your testes!"

:eek:

That's just wrong on so many levels...but it does sound like the title of a porn movie...

Thank you. Now I'm retitling Tom Clancy novels as porn movies ...

(And no, I'm not posting any. I don't want to get banned from another site this year).

*nearly has a hernia relapse after reading this, and laughing so damn hard*

Austin Powers: The Spetsnaz Who Shagged Me.

By the way, I have a new 23-inch flatscreen I'm desperately trying to keep clean of Pepsi!

Paul, the best way to keep the Pepsi off your screne is simple. Drink Dr. Pepper! Of course then you have to find a way to keep IT off the scene.:confused:

Grae

Or a trashy talk show episode:)

Attack cats. Need I say more?

how about Ginsu knife weilding gerbils of death attacking the over 18 under 21 orphanage for young nymphomaniacs.........still waiting for thier medication, which is delayed by some miscreants(the male PC's):D

At least you didn't make them virgins -- the place would be empty!