TOILET PAPER!!!
Brilliant! I can remember the ten thin sheets of greasepaper we received in the 24 hour ration packs - might as well be wiping with teflon for all the good they did!
I made it a habit to carry a roll of paper in my pack for the section's use. Had it in a plastic bag in a Minimi ammo pouch attached to the exterior of the pack (right next to my hand axe).
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If it moves, shoot it, if not push it, if it still doesn't move, use explosives.
Nothing happens in isolation - it's called "the butterfly effect"
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