It's like this...
Happy Birthday, Paul:
Ya see, we made arrangements with this, um, _well-endowed_ lady of negotiable virtues, and when we told her you would be the recipient of her...attentions, she jumped up and down for joy so hard she knocked herself out and gave herself two black eyes, whiplash, and a concussion. She should be out of ICU in a couple of weeks; we'll let you know how things progress.
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"Let's roll." Todd Beamer, aboard United Flight 93 over western Pennsylvania, September 11, 2001.
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