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Originally Posted by weswood
I'm a professional asshole. I disconnect people's electricity when they don't pay the bill. I also connect/disconnect when customers move.
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I'd call that semi professional.
Now me, I'm a professional. When bills don't get paid I don't just disconnect the power, telephone or whatever, I send in the locksmiths and lock 'em out.
Commerical Property Management is my game - I'm the only specialist in the north of my state (others pretend, but they're only dabblers). So it's not peoples homes I'm kicking them out of but their shops, offices, workshops, warehouses etc - I kill their businesses and livelyhood.
In the past I've been a farmer, cabinet maker, infantryman (machinegunner & assault pioneer), barman, security, concierge, mortgage broker, and debt collector. There's not much I haven't actually done, or at least know something about (or somebody who does).
All that and I'm a single father of two as well.