one FTX, in the Black Forest, a newbie thinks that sleeping on a tank is just too, well hard. He decides to spread his sleeping bag on the ground and passes out. About 230, we are awakened by screaming and the sounds of bodies running through the underbrush.
It seems that the newbie felt something tugging on the straps on the end of his bag, so he sat up, thinking that some of the old timers were playing "fuck with the new guy" again. NOPE! He was face to face with a German Wild Boar!!!! The amazing thing is that he escaped from the bag, without unzipping it, i.e. he squeezed his body though a hole less than 9 inches in diameter!
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