For my first post I just have to pick this thread... Two good ones that no one can ever prove I had anything to do with relates back to my time in the sandbox.
One of our mort guys was moaning about going out on patrol and wish that they could get out of it. Some helpful soul helped out by - just before dusk mind - poured water all over his front slope. So what you might ask? Well it seems that if you slice open enough active chemlights, say 2 cases, you get the haunted 1064. Not a lot of glow, but it was noticeable.
Other incident of note: Never piss off your TC. For if you do and you are some poor annoying sort that no one can take pity on you, he may apply icyhot to your relief bottle prior to sticking you in the gunners hole for a very long road march. And that idea was taken from when he tried to do the same to me!
Remember: The Cav isn't the greatest thing since sliced bread.
Its impossible: We invented it.
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