Knowing my luck,
The BTR that I capture will have one of the engines burned out...
It will have markings that indicate that that it was stolen from some Russian general who was using it to run his black market operation from, and the KGB have a "capture at all costs" order out on it...
It will be the only BTR within 200km that requires a key to turn it on...
That I capture a brand new BTR, with low milage, new tires, but no fuel, no lube oil and no coolant...
That its preivous owner used it for driving around nuclear bomb craters because he knew that some stupid American would try to steal it and he wanted to leave something special behind to reward such stupidty...
What can I say...."if it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all!"
