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Old 12-21-2010, 06:45 AM
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Originally Posted by pmulcahy11b View Post
I didn't like John Wayne Bars -- they made me fart.
Tsk, Tsk, Tsk, Paul....you've forgotten the essential truths of John Wayne bars:

John Wayne bars were epoxyed to the front slope of the tank...damned things increased your armor protection by a factor of 150!!!!!

You could also use them as deadly ninja throwing stars and cut trees down with them!!!

And if you were really, truely darn-near starving, then you could hit the grizzily over the head with one and eat the grizzily! LOL!

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