It's all about filling in the L&D forms creatively. You can get away with loosing virtually any piece of kit as long as the paperwork is well written. 
Of course if it's something like the latest code book then it'd damn well better be Pulitzer material!
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If it moves, shoot it, if not push it, if it still doesn't move, use explosives.
Nothing happens in isolation - it's called "the butterfly effect"
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