I'm reminded about a local redneck back in 1993 that sold some "maryjane" to an undercover cop....and managed to avoid going to jail!
No he didn't turn state's evidence....
The narc had taken a good hit and claimed that this was top grade dope...at least until the lab results came back...
Our redneck pusher had sold to an experienced narcotics officer a load of dried...horseshit.
Needless to say, the South Mississippi Narcotics Task Force does not like to be reminded of that little arrest!