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Originally Posted by Targan
When I was a kid I lived on a desert island for a year and I saw sea turtles having sex in the ocean...
Just thought I'd mention it.
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For those who have been at the NTC at Fort Irwin....remember, this?
There is a desert turtle that lives in the American Southwest, the Great Spotted Dying Of Thirst Turtle if I remember it's name correctly. The Army got hit with a enviro group protest/law suit concerned that having all of those evil tankers driving those horrid tanks would go out of their way just to run over these helpless turtles (well, we would, WHAT, you expect a bunch of 19-20 years old to behave?!?!?).
Soooo, some minor Major, deep in the bowels of the Pentagon, came up with this great idea. All of the GIs had to go out into the desert and drag the helpless, screaming turtles until HMMWVs and subject them to high speed runs to this wired enclosure, where dedicated turtle keepers could care for this endangered species...here they live out their lives, eating, drinking, shiting....and screwing.
Yup! The world's largest turtle boredello is located on the grounds of the NTC!
And teams of GIs (the dirty bunch of pervs!), go there and sip tepid water and watch live sex acts performed by the turtles for hours....
And thus the Fort Irwin Joke-of-all-Jokes was born.
A GI watched a male turtle mount a female turtle and calls out "IN!"
His partner watches for a few moments, looks at his watch, admires a passing cloud in the sky and then calls "OUT!"
The first GI relaces his boots, takes a quick whiz behind a cactus and walks back and calls "IN!"
I've have seen this damned series go on for most of a day....
And for the protesters? Well, they had to go find a new cause and somebody else to annoy...it seems that the turtles enjoy their "Love Shack" so much that they have pulled themsleves (no pun intended) right off the endangered species list!