I was the Company barman... Enough said I think on that except to say the old "two cans, per man, per day, perhaps" rule didn't really apply to "close friends with open wallets". 
As for toilet paper, after being caught out on one of my earliest exercises, I never left home without a roll or two of mankind's softest in my pack. The ration pack supply had more in common with greaseproof paper and I swear could well have been coated in teflon!
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If it moves, shoot it, if not push it, if it still doesn't move, use explosives.
Nothing happens in isolation - it's called "the butterfly effect"
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Last edited by Legbreaker; 03-28-2011 at 12:49 AM.
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