I saw a great idea online recently: anti-piracy cruises.
You buy a ticket on an ocean liner, which will cruise up and down the Indian Ocean staying in international waters. The cruise ticket includes rental of some suitable valuables, just to be attractive to pirates, and an AK47 or M16. Higher-priced tickets could include an M60, M2HB, RPG or missile launcher.
When the pirates attack, the passengers line the rail and defend themselves!
Premium tickets could even include the use of laser designators for the missiles fired by the onboard helicopters.
Problem solved?
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