I've got millions:
I pulled a kid out on an assembly given by a visiting NASA astronaut. I was lecturing him on giving respect to the man and he said, "Come on, Sir, it's hardly rocket science is it."
History revision:
My question: Which British scientist helped codify Classical and Medieval Medical theories?
Kid: Kevin Bacon!
Child Development:
Sir, cows have two stomachs don't they? So how do they know which stomach they are having their baby in? ( I had words with the class teacher after that one...)
Marking a history exam where the child was asked to evalute the position of Custer at the Little Big Horn:
Custer split his command into three and sent them all over the place. He then led his bit of the command into three thousand howling Indians that outnumbered him more than ten to one. They had more men and better rifles and they surrounded him. Basically, Custer was fucked.
I awarded him partial credit...
Last one for now:
I got into a discussion with one of our more challenging bretheren about why the school was actively discouraging his relationship with a certain young lady:
Danny: "Why can't I go out with Georgia?"
Me: "Because she's your half-sister."
Danny: "That didn't stop my Mum and Dad."
Me: "Ah, I see..."
I can do more if you want them. My school spawns stupidity like internet forums spawn arguments.
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