"What do they mean when they say Danger Close?"
"Relax! The maximum effective range of an AK74 is 300 meters, we are at least 400......"
"Of course we can fire a RPG16 inside of a room!"
"I know its dark, but I can read Russian! It says 'This Side Towards Enemy'!"
"Light the Molotov! Don't worry, they can't see the flame at night!"
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The reason that the American Army does so well in wartime, is that war is chaos, and the American Army practices chaos on a daily basis.
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