Thread: OT: Non-human primates and firearms
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Old 10-16-2011, 08:15 AM
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Targan, I figured you always were a tree-hugger the moment I saw your avatar of a 'roo with a beer!


But could this be done? Imagine...a demented mad scientist with his own army of AK-wielding, jabbering primates with transmitters grafted onto their primitive brains. It'd look like something out of a 50's scifi movie....or maybe a Twilight 2000 scenario perhaps?

Mad Scientist: "Operation Gorilla Storm has BEGUN! Go forth my Primates, and CONQUER! MUWAHAHAHHAHAHAHH!!!!!"

Monkeys: "Oooh oooh ooh oooh Eeeek EEEEEK!!!"

And if you dont' believe animals can be taught, I present the following commercials as proof!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAGLurY7IAY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqoDVr9jtCg


The latter commercial is certainly another idea...rocket and machine gun armed birdies, just imagine....

Hunters: "Oh shit, DUCK!"

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