"I say Sir Bedwin, take your archers to yon wooded hilltop and snipe the dastardly blackhearts as they approach".
<sounds of arrows being launched>
"Holy shit, this was supposed to be easy, those pricks just have swords you said. We can shoot them before they even get close, you said."
Wet gurgling noises.
"Aww shit, Pete's got stuck in the guts with an arrow!"
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