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Originally Posted by Targan
"Have at ye, cowardly knave. Verily, I will smite thee down and..."
*BLAM. BLAM.*
"Argh." Wet gurgling noises. Feeble mewling. Silence.
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"Shooter plants M4 rifle butt firmly in the ground and begins to pray" "We thank thee Lord, for thy..."
"Come on then!" "SCA member, who's now missing a limb, kicks over the brave shooter"
"WHAT??!!"
"Have at you!"
"Look, you stupid bastard, your arm's off!"
"No I don't!"
"Well what's that then?!"
"It's just a flesh wound!"