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Originally Posted by ArmySGT.
You use a cotton swab at the end of a ten inch stick. The cotton swab is soaked in alcohol. Four orderlies hold down the patient while the Doctor uses this swab like a ramrod to scrub the patients urethra. Then a shot of penicillin.
The penicillin takes care of the clap, the procedure after repeated telling of by the Patient, assures an increase in prophylactic usage and decrease in whoring.
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LOL! At least it beats the old mercury treatment!
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