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And as further proof that asylums have been renamed...here are a few more gems!

A United States federal law makes it illegal to issue a fake Weather Bureau forecast.

A United States Federal law states one can be fine upto $1,000,000 for pertaking in the act of Genocide.

In Alabama, State code allows only 5 minutes for one to vote.

In Arkansas, drive-ins aren't very convenient thanks to this law... No person shall drive a motor vehicle onto the premises of a drive-in restaurant and leave the premises without parking such motor vehicle, unless there is no unoccupied parking space available on the premises.

In Riverside, California, Kissing on the lips, unless both parties wipe their lips with carbonized rose water, is against the local health ordinance.

According to a law in China, you must be intelligent to go to college.

Colorado Water laws prohibit the use of rain barrels or any methods to catch rain for use. They claim the rain has already been legally allocated to the state and individual may not capture and use water to which he/she does not have a right.

No hanky panky allowed in Connecticut.. A person who commits any unnatural and lascivious act with another person commits a misdemeanor of the second degree, punishable as provided in s. It is illegal for unmarried couples to commit lewd acts and live together.

A female shall not appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state, Kentucky.

In Nebraska, It is not legal for a tavern owner to serve beer unless a nice kettle of soup is also brewing.

In New York, A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.

In Oklahoma, It Is Illegal To Have A sleeping Donkey In Your Bathtub After 7pm...note to self, leave donkey at home when visiting Oklahoma!

In Crown Point, Indiana Its illegal to carry a dog in your purse if you have shoes on while walking across grass.

In Ohio it is illegal to fish for whales on Sundays.

In Montana If you are a covered wagon and there are three or more Native Americans around your wagon, you have the right to kill them.

In Louisville, Kentucky it is against the law to walk down a street, public or private, with an ice cream cone in your back pocket.

In Kaysville, Utah it is illegal to donate a neuclear weapon. you can own one, you just cant donate one!

In West Virginia it is still the books that if you steal another mans horse the owner has the legal right to hang the accused from the nearest tree.