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Originally Posted by Matt Wiser
In Blythe, CA, you can't own cowboy boots unless you own at least two cows.
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Well that's just common sense. Mind you, anyone wearing cowboy boots should probably be shot anyway just on principle. 
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Originally Posted by Matt Wiser
In Los Angeles, both Zoot Suits and licking toads are illegal.
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See comment on cowboy boots.
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If it moves, shoot it, if not push it, if it still doesn't move, use explosives.
Nothing happens in isolation - it's called "the butterfly effect"
Mors ante pudorem
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