GENERAL
6. Try not to confuse your mates and your sheilas. Your mates will get offended, and the sheilas will think you've gone soft.
PERSONAL HYGIENE
5. Sock should only be worn for a maximum of four days.
- day 1 - wear as normal
- day 2 - swap feet
- days 3-4 - turn inside out, and repeat days 1-2
6. If your nose runs and your feet smell, it doesn't mean you are upside down; it means your socks are at day 5 and, despite your better judgement, they really should be changed.
WEDDINGS
5. Despite the power of your Ute, metal water tanks and 44 gallon drums are not an acceptable substitute for the traditional tin cans.
DRIVING
5. Despite good intentions, you will still look like a right gallah if you manage to total your Ute while trying to hit that roo/bunny/possum/etc.
6. Land trains always have right of way.
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