At least he didn't tell you about his stilettos, hair, troweled on makeup and that slinky little dress he's wearing....
And all with three day old stubble....
...poking through his stockings.
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If it moves, shoot it, if not push it, if it still doesn't move, use explosives.
Nothing happens in isolation - it's called "the butterfly effect"
Mors ante pudorem
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