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Originally Posted by Cdnwolf
Soooo we are all intelligent (and in some cases extremely good-looking) people...
Logistically (and FOR GAMING PURPOSE ONLY) ... how would you go about invading the USA?
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Exactly how the Chinese have been doing it for the last 15 years, and the Mexicans even longer than that (though the Mexicans aren't nearly as organized about it as the chinese, and their invasion is more of a population pressure-release valve and their country's 2nd biggest source of income):
- send millions of "illegal aliens", consisting almost entirely of military-age males (who are, of course, actually *in* the military;
- supply these 'gangs of criminals' with military grade weaponry, explosives, and anti-tank weapons;
- ensure the right palms get greased so my "illegals" don't get deported or locked up, and are allowed to take jobs with the highway department, utility companies, airports, sea ports, refineries, etc.
- "illegals" begin s campaign of gang warfare that make Kosovo look positively tame. Add in some sabotage to cripple or at least delay the .gov's response.
- protest loudly in the UN about how my citizens, who only want a better life, are being treated by the US .gov, and are basically slaves. Have a lot of pictures and video of 'innocent' illegals being beaten or killed by "government death squads".
- send even more soldiers, as well as heavy equipment, in container ships as has already been mentioned. While they're en route:
- sabotage the fuel distribution, transportation, and communication networks in this country.
- once my people are in the cities, there's almost no chance of nuclear, bio, or chem weapons being used by the US .gov, since they'd kill millions of Americans (and of course Washington, District of Corruption, would be one of the cities I occupied and shut down. The politicos aren't going to do anything that might risk their own safety and comfort).
-make absolutely certain that no matter what else gets destroyed or interrupted, there are no interruptions in evening tv, sporting events, or deliveries of beer. So long as American Idol and other garbage and 'the ball game' are on, and there's beer in the fridge, the sheep of this country will remain fat, happy, and complacent.
I'm sure I can think of more, but that will do for now.