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Originally Posted by The Rifleman

The DIA station chief in Toronto is currently trying to steal the recipe from the closing plant by bribing the chef, but what he doesn't know is that the GRU has dispatched a spetnaz team, disguised as the Royal Canadian Mounted Police with truck scales to stop the twinkee trucks and steal samples.

Meanwhile, the KGB is planning to assassinate everyone that's ever read the ingredients on a twinkee (since they can't have them, no one can) MI5 has indentified a spy, from Wojo's armaments is going to make Wojokees. The CIA is behind the other agencies because the agency head was busy sending 200+ emails a day to middle aged cougars and mistakenly thought the rush was for ding-dongs, which no one cares about, except for the secret police in Zaire.

Good, but I don't see a rush of alcohol fueled LAV75's involved. REDO.