11-28-2012, 08:12 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Tasmania, Australia
Posts: 5,070
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I received this email just a few minutes ago.
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If you had bought $1,000.00 of Qantas shares one year ago, You would have $49.00 today!
If you bought $1,000.00 AIG shares one year ago, You would have $33.00 today!
If you bought $1,000.00 worth of Lehman Brothers shares one year ago, You would have $0.00 today!
BUT.... If you purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, Drank all the beer, then returned the aluminium cans for recycling....
YOU WOULD HAVE RECEIVED $214.00!!!
BASED ON THE ABOVE, THE BEST CURRENT INVESTMENT PLAN IS TO DRINK HEAVILY AND RECYCLE!
AND, DID YOU KNOW...
A recent study found that the average Aussie walks 900 MILES A YEAR!!!
Another study found that Aussies drink, on average, 22 GALLONS OF ALCOHOL A YEAR!!!
THAT MEANS THAT, ON AVERAGE, AUSSIES GET ..... 41 MILES TO THE GALLON.
MAKES YOU PROUD TO BE AN AUSSIE" DOESN'T IT?
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