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Originally Posted by bobcat
if its immortal, sparkly, and plays in the forest its not a vampire its a fairy...
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Yep, that's why we call those... "creatures"... from "that" movie, sparkle fairies.
And besides, a guy who is what, 700 years old or there abouts and loves humanity doesn't bother to cure cancer or anything, instead he hangs around a school and seduces teenage girls.
Hmm, just a little bit of a creep methinks.