Flipping through a local newspaper, there was an ad in the classifieds, for a "M-41 Walker Bulldog Light Tank, in good working order, with spares, for sale for $97,000; must sell due to divorce."
It bytes that he had to give up his man-toy, but man! What fun for running the roads and going cross-country! Not to mention splatting mud all over some 4x4!!!