if need be you can send the Scally-Wag to Mansfield, PA in the US for a college Education. is cheap and with former marine force recon, ex-SAS, and US Army Cavalry...
...never mind we'd either get the kid arrested for something interesting or teach her how to conduct a proper E&E
(speaking of which i gotta go get squared away for my meeting with the local magistrate to pay a small fine.)