My alligator is smart. He knows folks will want to cuddle with him. If they're too big to eat right then, he goes home with them and eats their pets. That crocodile is dumb. He thinks someone is just going to walk up to his lazy a** and jump in his mouth. How many men does he think the British Olympic team has?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfKtH6FCMas
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