Just for the record:
I'm glad a sarcastic/rhetorical post about a, IMO, rather ridiculous topic (if anyone's interested, look up Jade Helm 15 Bastrop council questions on Youtube, it's quite a hoot to watch) has stimulated some much more interesting discussion and info on state militias.
Invading Texas is SO overrated. Seriously, you want to give Texans more attention when they're already loud and obnoxious enough? Instead, I'd rather go and invade....AUSTRALIA! And weaponize the wildlife. And develop sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads. And use it all to invade and...RULE THE WORLD. <cue evil laugh>
Black Helicopters are COOL. Really. Anyone who ever watched "Airwolf" will agree with that.