I'd have to kill them. Everyone knows that anyone with weapons working for the President wears only....
1) a dark blue suit with a red tie...or...
2) a dark colored "jogging suit" with a fanny pack (and only when running with the president)...or...
3) Khakis with a white polo shirt and Khaki, or brown "photo journalist's" vest (when in the "3rd world").
They also wear dark sunglasses and never smile.
As was stated in the movie The Core..."Sir, we have no sense of humor,...and we're armed...."
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