[mpipes]

I told her she may be right that I was indeed afflicted with PTSD and that one or two others may have similar problems, she stepped back a step and said “and the Sheriff lets you work as a Deputy with a GUN! “She paused; I smiled (not a very good idea after my statement.” I am going to see that you are dismissed if it is the last thing I do!”
I said yes mam there are a number of people that feel that way, of course all of the others are in Prison.


You should have then offered your best Cheshire cat grin and added.....
"Should I make a reservation for you Ma'am....may haps sharing a suite with a hooker? She'ld obviously teach you some manners."