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Originally Posted by swaghauler
Always remember that it's not the age...It's the mileage!
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Perhaps the number of stitches or replacement parts might be a better indicator.
Nurse well “LT. Ox. We have to go over your file and make sure it is correct.” This said after the young lady had asked how WE are. I am not a crabby old man, cause I ain’t old, but I hate that sweat soft voiced and we garbage.
I say ok and think I am going to enjoy this no matter what.
“First thing is Dear, How old are we?” OK now I am ready to use her in my next hand to hand class.
“I have no idea, sweetie” I smile back. She looks down at the case file that says CRAZY in code all over it and nervously smiles back.
“Oh well we can figure it out how…” At that point I interrupt her and tell her I know when I was born and can add and subtract just fine, but. Now I give her the straight face serious look.
“ My teeth are fifteen years old, my left knee is but two and my ears are almost twenty-five, my eyes are less then six months and my left shoulder nearly ten, I have to add them all up and divide.”
YEP it’s the parts that give you away.