Hey LT, you know you can always try the west coast of Oz.
I'm sure Targan or me can find you a place between some comfy sand dunes away from the spiders and far enough off the beach to avoid the sharks and crocodiles.
Hope you don't mind the heat though, we regularly get 100+ Fahrenheit during summer (and as high as 122F at times) and the further north you go the more humid it gets... aww hell, we could send you to the top end of Western Australia or Queensland, there's enough tropical vegetation there that it'd be like being back in Vietnam... except this time it's only the wildlife trying to kill you...
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